Newsletter – Special Spring Resilience Edition “Freedom Grows From the Ground Up”
Neighbors, Patriots, and Friends—
As the sun thaws the earth and spring arrives in Pineland, now is the time to act. Not tomorrow. Not when the next government broadcast tells you to. Now.
With the global economy on shaky ground and weather systems more chaotic than ever, it’s up to us—neighbors, friends, and freedom-loving citizens—to prepare for the days ahead. History has proven it again and again: local collaboration builds lasting resilience. In the early days of COVID-19, Chinese villagers physically blocked military checkpoints to protect their communities. They didn’t wait for permission—they acted.
What You Can Do Today:
1. Prepare Community Garden Plots:
Till the soil. Share seeds. Raise what you can eat and barter.
Root crops, beans, tomatoes, herbs—grow what thrives in your microclimate.
Teach the young. Feed the old. Share the surplus.
2. Build a Neighborhood Work Coop:
Rotate workdays to help tend each other’s gardens, fences, or food storage.
Who has chickens? Who makes soap? Who’s got extra diesel?
Start a shared logbook or chalkboard. Knowledge is survival.
4. Form Watch Groups (Noncombatant):
Eyes and ears only—spot unusual activity, assist with alerts.
Maintain radio silence when needed, but readiness always.
Help evac vulnerable neighbors if needed.
Remember: Resilience isn’t built by waiting for help. It’s built by becoming help to each other. We are not rebels—we are stewards of liberty. We are not violent—we are vigilant. And we are not alone—we are Pineland.
Stand strong. Stand together. — Pineland Resistance Noncombatant Auxiliary “Prepare the ground. Plant the truth. Harvest your freedom.”
“Nothing like convincing a fake resistance to fake believe in your fake plan to fake liberate a fake country full of real ticks.”
If you’ve never bribed a farmer with MRE pound cake to use his barn as an HLZ, are you even Special Forces?
Robin Sage: where goats, moonshine, and role players with questionable hygiene are your new reality.
Robin Sage / Pineland Jokes 🔥
1.
“You’ll gain the trust of the indigenous population,” they said. Translation: You’ll trade three MREs and a bottle of Tabasco for half a boiled squirrel and some moonshine that tastes like radiator fluid.
2.
Robin Sage is the only place where getting captured by a 12-year-old with a BB gun is a legitimate training outcome.
3.
ODA Rule of Thumb in Pineland: “If he owns goats, a CB radio, and says ‘We don’t trust the gubmint’… he’s probably your new battalion commander.”
4.
Pineland intel reports are 75% hearsay, 20% ghost stories, and 5% actual truth accidentally overheard at a gas station.
5.
During Robin Sage, I infiltrated enemy territory, led an insurgency, and trained 60 resistance fighters. But I still couldn’t figure out how to get back to my RON site without stepping in cow poop.
6.
The only thing more dangerous than OPFOR in Robin Sage… is falling asleep in a barn and waking up next to a goat named Linda who now thinks you’re married.
7.
Cadre Be Like: “Remember—don’t let the roleplayers catch you!” Meanwhile the roleplayers: retired SF dudes, deer hunters, and a guy named ‘Red’ who’s been in Pineland since Vietnam.
8.
Pineland’s national anthem is the sound of two guys arguing over conspiracy theories on a HAM radio at 2 a.m.
9.
Robin Sage is the only exercise where you can start as a freedom fighter and end up with scurvy, trench foot, and a questionable tattoo from a moonshiner named Cleetus.
10.
“I have a guy.” Most powerful sentence in Pineland. Translation: I know someone with night vision, homemade explosives, and a plane that might be legal.
